How to vote kick yourself in CS:GO

So you wanna pull a Houdini and kick yourself, huh? Alright, brace yourself; it's a bit of a trick. First up, you can't directly vote to kick yourself in CS:GO through the usual vote menu. But, if you're feeling crafty, here's a cheeky workaround: get a friend in the game with you. Then, you'll need to open the developer console (make sure it's enabled in the game settings). Have your friend initiate a vote to kick another player but tell them to cancel it before it goes through. Right after they cancel, you quickly type 'callvote kick [your player ID]' into the console. Timing is key! If the stars align, you might just boot yourself out. Remember, it's all about the timing and having a bit of luck on your side.

Honestly, why would you want to kick yourself? Just play the game and have fun, guys. No need for self-kicking shenanigans.